Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside and said, "I have something I must tell you about your baby."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
"It means your baby has both male and female parts."
"Oh, my goodness, that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean it has a penis and a brain? WOW!! That doesn't happen often, does it?!"